FiberOne - the whole story
Cardboard? No.
Delicious? Okay, fine (Jim Gaffigan's evolution of the granola bar sums it up perfectly)
Consume more than one serving for lunch because you ran out of your cottage cheese/soybean/blueberries drivel? Gastrointestinally devastating (or two words you'll be saying every 84 seconds, "Excuse me" or "Oh, man!" or "My goodness!").
Grungevig
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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Grungevig,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the warning, bro. I'll make sure to bring some cottage cheese, blueberries, and soybeans for lunch tomorrow.
Cheers,
Grungevig
Huh, I seemed to have missed these poems when you posted them. Very very clever, m'dear. I'm waiting to hear what you come up with about our conversation over yogurt the other night.
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