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"Lively" personified

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My wife barked at me to look alive on the 4th of July...this is looking alive

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Caring for Kerrigan

When I was a senior in high school (1993-94), I thought Nancy Kerrigan was *hot*. My guy friends thought I was mad about a horse.

Then a blondie jealous of my Nancy's skills orchestrated an attack on sweet Nancy's knee. Kerrigan's wet pleas of "Why?! Why?!" prompted from me but one reply (a sympathetic cry).

I then got contact lenses.

The woman I thought was a babe turned out to be less. Now among the seeing, I realized my perception of luscious a mess. For Kerrigan I no longer longed.

Three days ago, I thought of my sightless high school crush on Kerrigan for the first time since high school. I searched her on wikipedia and found that Harding's attack on Kerrigan occurred January 6, 1994--exactly 16 years ago today. Boo!

Grungevig

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