Your spouse be injured, so you say
By the fault of another (negligence, not neglige)
She's unable to carry on in her regular way?
No dishes, no dusting, no snacks made of Chex
No dinner, no laundry, no chauffering, and (gasp) NO SEX!
Woman no can iron...egads, what's next?!?
Neither worry nor fear
Grungevig is here!
Has a secret for you (please don't jeer)
The law allows you money
When another's negligence hurts your honey
And renders her unable to be your maid (or bedroom bunny).
It's like getting cash for doing life
(Though you'd never pay your wife)
It's only when you do it is there strife
For doing the same things as your wife.
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